a good story

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A story that’s just right in length and ends with some ridiculous sex that’s both impossible and hilarious, but then it finishes with a stupid ending that has nothing to do with the rest of it.

That story about the guy who dated a robot and ended up married to a toaster was a good story. Then it ended with him getting kicked out of his mom’s house for eating all the cookies.

My friend’s story was a good story until it ended with him getting a ticket for jaywalking in his pajamas.

The best good story I ever heard ended with the main character getting eaten by a giant goat and then being reincarnated as a disco ball.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You say this when someone tells a story so boring it could put a dead man to sleep and you want to mock them for it.

My uncle told the worst story about his cat and I said, 'A good story? Bro, that was a good nap.'

My friend told me about his day at work and I just said, 'A good story? You could’ve told me about your cat’s cat.'

At the party, I said 'A good story?' when the guy told me about his gym membership.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You say this when you're being asked about something and you don’t even care, so you just say the most annoying thing possible.

My mom asked if I wanted to go to the mall and I said, 'A good story?'

My teacher asked if I did my homework and I just said, 'A good story?'

My friend asked me if I wanted to go to the movies and I said, 'A good story?' because I was too lazy to think of a better answer.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You say this when you know someone is lying and you just want to tell them that you know they're full of crap.

When my friend said he got a perfect score on his math test, I said, 'A good story? Bro, you got a 52.'

I said 'A good story?' when my brother told me he won a million dollars in the lottery.

My mom told me I was the best student in the class and I said, 'A good story? I got a D in math.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When someone tells a story that’s supposed to be sad and inspiring but it ends up being the worst thing ever, and everyone yells 'Good Story Randles' to embarrass the person who told it.

My dad told a story about his childhood and everyone yelled 'Good Story Randles!' because he got kicked out of his house for eating all the pizza.

At the church, the pastor told a story about his brother and everyone said 'Good Story Randles!' because the brother turned out to be a con artist.

My friend told a story about his pet and the whole class yelled 'Good Story Randles!' because the pet ran away and got adopted by a goat.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you think a story is heartwarming but it turns out to be the worst thing ever, like when an old guy gets an award for working 50 years but gets no pay and no benefits.

My teacher told a story about the old man who worked 50 years and got no pay and I said, 'That’s the worst story ever.'

The news story about the old man getting an award but no pay was a good example of a good story.

My uncle told me about his old boss and I said, 'That was the worst story ever, bro.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago