A Good Person

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A good person is someone who lives their best life, helps their friends live their best life, and doesn't ruin other people's lives just because they feel like it.
My mom is a good person. She got me a pizza and didn't yell at me for failing math.
My cousin is a good person. She gave me my first kiss and didn't tell my brother.
My best friend is a good person. She lets me borrow her shoes even though I stepped in spaghetti.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A good person is someone who has a nice face, but if you got a face like a raccoon and a personality like a tornado, no one will want you.
My ex said I was a good person, but I still broke up with him because he said I smelled like cheese.
My neighbor is a good person, but I wouldn't date him because he once yelled at a squirrel.
My teacher said I was a good person, but I still failed algebra.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A good person is someone who makes other people happy, even if they don't know how to do it without saying stupid things.
My dog is a good person. He doesn't judge me when I eat cereal for dinner.
My brother is a good person. He let me use his phone even though I broke it.
My friend is a good person. She didn't laugh at me when I fell into the pool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A good person is someone who doesn't care about anything, but still somehow makes people like them.
My crush is a good person. He said I was cool even though I spilled soda on him.
My mom is a good person. She didn't yell at me when I got a B on my report card.
My friend is a good person. She didn't laugh when I got stuck in the door.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A good person is someone who is only useful to one person, and that person is usually their boss or their ex.
My boss is a good person. He only likes me because I make him coffee every morning.
My ex is a good person. He only liked me because I had a nice smile.
My crush is a good person. He only likes me because I said I like his music.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A good person is someone who likes ducks, doesn't go broke, says stupid stuff, is a real queen, and doesn't make fun of people's music taste, except for country music.
My sister is a good person. She said bone app the tits and didn't make fun of my hip hop playlist.
My friend is a good person. She doesn't go broke and she likes ducks.
My crush is a good person. He said bone app the tits and he didn't make fun of my rock music.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A good person is just a fancy way of saying someone is ugly, but everyone still thinks they're cool.
My crush is a good person, but he's kind of ugly and everyone still likes him.
My friend is a good person, but she has a face like a potato.
My teacher is a good person, but she looks like a turtle and everyone still respects her.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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