Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What you just had, obviously. Who else would look this up on urbandictionary? You’re either stupid or desperate.

A good night, obviously. You’re either stupid or desperate.

You looked this up? You’re either high or broke.

A good night. You’re either a fool or tired.

2

A good night is when the hot chick you just had sex with calls you up and says she’s not pregnant, and she’s lying.

The hot chick called me. She said she wasn’t pregnant. She was lying.

She called me. She said she wasn’t pregnant. I know she’s lying.

She called me. Not pregnant. I know she’s lying.

3

What you say when you’re done talking to someone for the night, and you’re too lazy to type more than three letters.

Hey. Good night. I’m too lazy to type more than three letters.

Hey. Good night. I’m too lazy to talk more.

Hey. Good night. I’m too lazy to spell it right.

4

NOT THE CORRECT WAY TO SPELL GOODNIGHT. STOP BREAKING THE LANGUAGE. IT’S NOT HARD.

NOT THE CORRECT WAY TO SPELL GOODNIGHT. STOP BREAKING THE LANGUAGE.

NOT THE CORRECT WAY TO SPELL GOODNIGHT. IT’S NOT HARD.

NOT THE CORRECT WAY TO SPELL GOODNIGHT. YOU ARE A MORON.

5

When someone tries to guilt-trip you for telling them to go to bed, and it’s the worst kind of guilt.

You told me to go to bed. Now you’re guilt-tripping me. Worst kind.

You told me to go to bed. Now you’re guilt-tripping me. Not cool.

You told me to go to bed. Now you’re guilt-tripping me. That’s the worst.

6

A spliff or joint you smoke before bed, because you’re too high to fall asleep and too tired to stay up.

I smoked a spliff before bed. Too high to sleep. Too tired to stay up.

I smoked a spliff before bed. High and tired. That’s my life.

Spliff before bed. High and tired. That’s my routine.

7

When you want to poke a carrottop until they bleed, but you’re too lazy to say it straight.

I want to poke that carrottop until they bleed. But I’m too lazy.

I want to poke that carrottop until they bleed. I’m too lazy to say it.

I want to poke that carrottop until they bleed. I’m too lazy to act on it.