A good meal

My lunch was so good I almost cried. Like a baby. A fat baby.

These nuggets were the size of my cousin's face. And he's not small.

I ate so many I felt like I had a chicken inside me. And it was grumpy.

These nuggets were so greasy I could fry an egg on my stomach.

I ate a nugget and my pants caught fire. My mom was mad. I was happy.

Nuggets so greasy they made my shoes smell like a dead raccoon.

These nuggets tasted like my ex's last text. Sad and full of ketchup.

I ate a nugget and it made me cry. Like I lost my pet goldfish.

This nugget was so sad it gave me a headache. And a snack.