a good llama

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A good llama is a 5'4" girl who runs track and has a funny-ass dude named Trey who makes her laugh until she cries
Trey just told a joke about cows and I'm still laughing
She beat me in the 100-meter dash and then made me eat a taco
She's the only person who can make me forget my own name
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A good llama is a 5'4" girl who runs track and has a guy named Trey who's so dumb he thinks pizza is a vegetable
Trey said pizza is a vegetable and I lost my mind
She ran faster than me and then called me a meatball
She gave me a taco and said it was a vegetable
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A good llama is a 5'4" girl who runs track and has a guy named Trey who's so funny he should be in a comedy club
Trey told a joke about tacos and I got a laugh so hard I fell over
She beat me in the race and then made me eat a taco for fun
She's so good at track and so funny I want to be her forever
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