Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the idiot friend who gets stuck dancing with the hot girl’s ugly cousin because no one else wants to suffer

My cousin’s wedding was the worst. I had to dance with her ugly cousin who smelled like old socks.

At the party, my friend had to dance with the hot girl’s ugly cousin. I wanted to die.

I got stuck dancing with the hot girl’s ugly cousin. I didn’t even know she had a cousin.

2

the office tool who’s annoying, fake nice, and always makes your life harder, even if they think they’re the cool one

My co-worker is the worst. He says hi, but he’s the reason I got a headache at lunch.

My boss is a good guy. He lies to me and makes me work late.

She’s the good guy. She took my lunch and said it was a gift.

3

the guy who’s kind, but never gets the girl because she ends up with a douchey guy who looks like a fashion disaster

He helped me with my problems, but I ended up with a guy who wore a hat inside.

He was nice, but I got with a guy who smelled like a gym and a dumpster.

He was the good guy. I got with a guy who had a weird haircut and a fake tan.

4

Alex, the guy who just shows up and no one knows what he’s doing

Alex walked in and no one asked what he was doing.

Alex came to the party and just stood there.

Alex showed up and said nothing. We all hated him.

5

a special deal that’s too good to be true, but you still end up paying for it

I thought it was a good deal, but I still paid extra.

The second price was a trap. I ended up paying for it.

They said it was a deal, but I still paid for it.

6

when someone gets beaten up, thrown in a trash can, and peed on by a bunch of animals or people

He got thrown in a dumpster and peed on by a baboon.

She was raped and thrown in a trash can.

He got peed on by a bunch of people and thrown in a dumpster.

7

the classiest guy on the internet who does nice things and never brags about it

He borrowed my car and filled it up. He never told anyone I puked on myself.

He came over for dinner and washed the dishes. He never said he was better than me.

He’s the classiest guy. He never talks about how good he is.