A Good Feeling That Is Followed By a Reality Check

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You think you're the king of the world because you got a word on Urban Dictionary, but then you remember you're still a broke loser who lives with his mom and can't even read properly.

You post your word and get 10 likes, then your mom yells at you for not doing your chores.

You tell your brother about it, and he says, 'You still can't spell 'paragraph' right.'

You check your bank account and it's got less money than your confidence.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You get a high from being on Urban Dictionary, but then your brain hits the ground because you're still a 24-year-old who can't even pass English and still lives with his mom.

You think you're cool, then your mom says, 'You're still in 9th Grade, kid.'

Your dad texts you, 'You still can't spell 'sentence' right.'

You look at your bank account and it's got zero money.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You feel like a king because your word is on Urban Dictionary, but then your brain explodes because you're still a 24-year-old who can't even read and still lives with his mom.

You think you're famous, then your mom says, 'You still can't pass English.'

Your brother laughs at you and says, 'You still can't spell 'word' right.'

You check your bank account and it's got nothing.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You get a rush from your word being on Urban Dictionary, but then you fall flat because you're still a broke 24-year-old who still lives with his mom and still can't pass English.

You feel like a star, then your mom yells at you for not doing your chores.

You text your brother, and he says, 'Still can't spell 'sentence' right.'

You check your bank and it's got zero.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You get a tiny high from your word being on Urban Dictionary, but it quickly turns to a gut punch because you're still a 24-year-old who still lives with his mom and still can't even read.

You think you're the best, then your mom says, 'Still in 9th Grade.'

You text your dad and he says, 'Still can't spell 'paragraph' right.'

You look at your bank account and it's got nothing.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You get a quick high from your word on Urban Dictionary, but it crashes when you realize you're still a 24-year-old who still lives with his mom and still can't even spell 'sentence'.

You feel awesome, then your mom says, 'Still in 9th Grade.'

You tell your brother, and he says, 'Still can't spell 'word' right.'

You check your bank and it's got zero.

by Slangipedia 16d ago