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A demoman who can throw a sticky bomb without crying and still has some brain cells left

I saw him hit 3 people with one sticky. I was impressed. Then I realized he had no idea how it worked.

He dropped a sticky in my drink. I didn’t even get mad. I just drank it and yelled at him.

He stuck me with a bomb and said 'that’s for stealing my lunch.' I didn’t even have lunch.

Someone who knows exactly when to throw a sticky and doesn’t need a hint from the game

He stuck me with a bomb and then laughed. I was stuck with a bomb and he laughed.

He knew I was going to jump over a wall, so he stuck me with a bomb. I got it. He got a medal.

He threw a sticky at my head. I said 'why?' He said 'because I could.'

A demoman who doesn’t whine when he gets stuck with a sticky and doesn’t blame the game

He got stuck with a sticky and just said 'well, that’s my life now.' I got stuck with a sticky and I cried.

He stuck me with a sticky and I said 'why?' He said 'because I like you.'

He got stuck with a sticky and didn’t even flinch. I got stuck with a sticky and I yelled at the sky.