a good boyfriend

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A good boyfriend is someone who actually listens to you and doesn’t rush you like you’re some desperate loser trying to get into a relationship. He lets you breathe, and if you’re being a dramatic mess, he just rolls his eyes and calls you a hoe.
He said, 'Just take your time, I’m not dying here.'
When I cried about my ex, he said, 'You’re a mess, but I still like you.'
He told me, 'You’re not the only one who’s been through hell, shut up and let me think.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A good boyfriend will hit on you like you’re his favorite barista, send you messages that make you giggle like a middle schooler, and when you’re sad, he’ll try to cheer you up even if he’s just watching cat videos.
He messaged me, 'You’re the best barista I’ve ever had, even if you’re a drama queen.'
When I was crying about my day, he sent me a meme of a cat doing a backflip.
He said, 'You’re the best thing that ever happened to me, even if you’re annoying.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A good boyfriend is someone who loves you like you’re the only person in the world, and if you’re being a diva, he’ll just laugh at you and tell you you’re still the best.
He said, 'You’re the best, even if you’re being a drama queen.'
When I flipped out about my ex, he just laughed and said, 'You’re still the best.'
He told me, 'You’re my favorite person, even if you’re a diva.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A good boyfriend will do anything to make you feel special, even if it means he has to fake a smile and act like he doesn’t hate your dumb jokes.
He told me, 'I hate your jokes, but I still love you.'
When I said I wanted a pizza, he said, 'Okay, even though you’re being annoying.'
He faked a smile and said, 'You’re still the best, even if you’re a pain in the ass.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A good boyfriend is someone who will text you cute messages, tease you like you’re a toddler, and make you laugh even when you’re being a total mess.
He texted me, 'You’re the best, even if you’re being a drama queen.'
He teased me by saying, 'You’re like a toddler, but I still love you.'
He made me laugh by sending me a meme of a cat doing a backflip.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A good boyfriend is like a relationship’s version of a ‘Get Out of Jail Free’ card. He’ll do anything to save your relationship, even if you cheated on him and he still loves you.
He said, 'You cheated on me, but I still love you.'
He told me, 'I’ll do anything to save our relationship, even if you’re a cheater.'
He said, 'You’re still my favorite person, even if you cheated on me.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A good boyfriend will take revenge on you in board games, even if it means he has to beat you up in front of your brother.
He beat me in Monopoly and said, 'You’re the worst, and I’m going to beat you up.'
He beat me in Scrabble and said, 'You’re the worst, even if you’re my girlfriend.'
He beat me in Checkers and said, 'You’re the worst, and I’m going to beat you up in front of your brother.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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