A good bit

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A made-up amount of time or space that lazy, disorganized, and brain-dead people use to make others go crazy when they want a real answer to something like ‘how much?’
‘It’ll take a good bit’, he said that like it was a magic phrase
‘A good bit’, she said that like she had never heard the word ‘long’
‘A good bit’, he said that like he had a time machine and didn’t want to use it
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Cockney slang for making cash. Bunce comes from bunsen burner, and that rhymes with earner, so it’s basically a fancy way of saying ‘I make money’ and it’s also kind of stupid.
‘I’ve got a good bit’, he said like he was a money-making wizard
‘A good bit’, she said like she was in a school lab and not a bank
‘A good bit’, he said like he was trying to impress his grandma
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Someone or something that kicks ass at what they’re supposed to do. They don’t waste time or energy. They just get it done, and they do it well.
‘He’s a good bit’, said the guy who got fired
‘She’s a good bit’, said the boss who was impressed
‘That’s a good bit’, said the guy who got a promotion
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When someone has a great rack and everyone knows it. It’s not just good, it’s like a party in their chest.
‘She’s got a good bit’, said the guy who got rejected
‘That’s a good bit’, said the guy who got a second date
‘He’s got a good bit’, said the guy who got jealous
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When someone talks about something like it’s the greatest thing ever, and then they fail at it completely. It’s like when they say it’s going to be a ‘good bit’ and it’s just a disaster.
‘I’m going to do a good bit’, he said, then fell off the stage
‘That’s a good bit’, she said, then spilled her drink
‘It’s going to be a good bit’, he said, then lost his voice
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