a goner

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A Goner is a person who has given up completely and is too tired to even care if they live or die.
My dog is a goner. He won't eat. He won't play. He just stares at the wall like he's waiting for the end of the world.
My math teacher is a goner. He failed 10 kids today and didn't even flinch.
My cousin is a goner. He took one look at the chicken and ran out of the restaurant.
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A Goner is someone who's so lost they might as well be dead.
My mom is a goner. She took a wrong turn on the highway and ended up in Ohio.
My little brother is a goner. He can't find his shoes and is crying on the floor.
My friend is a goner. He tried to text me and only sent me a picture of a cat.
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A Goner is when you're so far gone you might as well be watching a video of yourself dying.
I'm a goner. I just watched a 2-hour video of my cat chasing a laser and I'm crying.
My brother is a goner. He got lost in the mall and came back with a hot dog.
My neighbor is a goner. He took a nap at 8 AM and hasn't moved since.
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A Goner is when you're so lost you don't even know what day it is.
My sister is a goner. She tried to make breakfast and ended up burning the house down.
My friend is a goner. He forgot his birthday and showed up at my house wearing pajamas.
My dog is a goner. He tried to run away and got stuck in a tree.
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A Goner is someone who can't handle the noise and just wants to die in peace.
My brother is a goner. He tried to listen to a rock band and screamed for 10 minutes straight.
My neighbor is a goner. He turned up his music so loud the cat ran away.
My cousin is a goner. He tried to sing and it sounded like a dying cat.
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A Goner is when someone hits you with a song and you're so overwhelmed you're crying and begging for tacos.
My best friend is a goner. He played that song and I cried so hard I got a free taco.
My brother is a goner. He played the song and I started sobbing in the middle of the street.
My mom is a goner. She played the song and cried so much she knocked over the lamp.
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A Goner is someone who's been taken down so hard they might as well be dead.
My little brother is a goner. He got beaten up by a goat and didn't even flinch.
My dog is a goner. He got hit by a car and is now a pancake.
My cousin is a goner. He tried to fight a bear and got eaten.
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