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When you shove a green asparagus six inches up someone's butt and call it a day
My cousin did this to my dog and now he hates asparagus
She did it to her ex on prom night
I did this to my math teacher for giving me a pop quiz
A Goliath
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A guy who’s like a polite giant, but he’s also got a six-pack and a crush on Alexandra
He opened the door for me like I was a princess
He asked me to prom and I said yes
He stood up for me when some guys were being jerks
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Something so huge it could take out a small army, like a giant from the Bible
That cake was a Goliath, I barely finished half of it
His car is a Goliath, it’s the size of a bus
That mountain was a Goliath, we climbed it and it was still huge
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A guy with a huge penis, big hair, and a body that looks like it was built in a gym
He showed me his Goliath and I almost fainted
He flexed and his Goliath waved at me
He did a dance and his Goliath moved like a wave
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A really big penis, like the kind that makes you question your life choices
I saw his Goliath and I almost ran out of the room
He told me it was his Goliath and I believed him
My friend’s Goliath is so big it has its own Instagram
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A Minnesota girl on a cruise who shows off her big boobs like she’s on a billboard
She was on the cruise and I couldn’t look away
She took a selfie and showed off her boobs for the whole ship
She got a compliment and smiled like she owned the place
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A 9-foot ogre with a soul, but sometimes he’s just a normal guy who got lucky
He looked like a Goliath but he was just a guy in a costume
He was on the cruise and was just a regular guy
He was the basketball player and he was just a guy who liked to brag