a golden donut

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When some dude or broad sprays their pee right up your butt like it’s a fire hydrant and you’re a sidewalk.

My cousin got a golden donut from his uncle during a family reunion. He still smells like a wet toilet.

At the park, some kid peed on my back. I told him he just got a golden donut.

My dog got a golden donut from my brother. Now he won’t stop licking my butt.

The top dog of all things. The kind of prize you’d kill for and probably would if you weren’t already dead.

I got the golden donut in the game. My friends are jealous and probably want to stab me.

She won the golden donut at the contest. Her parents cried happy tears.

He got the golden donut and now everyone hates him. Literally.

A sexy time where the lady flaps her butt cheeks wide open and the guy pees a glorious stream of golden liquid straight into her butt.

He gave her a golden donut during their first date. She laughed and then cried.

At the club, some guy peed on my girlfriend. I called it a golden donut.

My brother gave my sister a golden donut. Now they’re married.

When your butt is so tan it looks like a donut covered in shiny sugar, and people think you’re a hot mess.

My butt is a golden donut now. My friends keep asking if I got a tattoo.

She got a golden donut from sunbathing. Now she’s the talk of the beach.

He got a golden donut from the sun. His mom is proud.

When your girl is peeing and chomps a donut off your cock at the same time. It’s like a party in your pants.

My girl peed and bit my cock. I called it a golden donut. It was amazing.

At the mall, my friend’s girlfriend peed and bit his cock. He got a golden donut.

She peed and bit my cock during the movie. I got a golden donut and a standing ovation.