a gobbler

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A gobbler is when a girl licks your nuts while you jerk off like a maniac.
My cousin got gobblered by his crush in the hallway during lunch.
He got caught gobblering in the science lab by the teacher.
My friend's mom gobblered him while he was doing his homework.
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A gobbler happens when you're giving a woman head and you start making turkey noises with your tongue to mess with her.
He gobblered his girlfriend right before she came and she lost it.
He gobblered his teacher during a pop quiz and got sent to the office.
He gobblered his mom while she was cooking dinner.
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A gobbler is when someone grabs your nuts from behind and lifts you up like you're a chicken.
He got gobblered by his buddy in the gym and flew into the air.
At the bus stop, he got gobblered by a group of kids and yelled like a baby.
He was gobblered in the middle of the hallway and landed like a sack of potatoes.
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A gobbler is someone who eats like a pig or is a turkey because they go 'gobble gobble' when they're happy.
My brother is a total gobbler; he eats pizza like it's his last meal.
My friend is a gobbler and says 'gobble gobble' whenever he wins a game.
My dad is a gobbler and eats like he's going to die tomorrow.
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A gobbler is a student who gets super excited at a tournament and gives head to everyone in the communal area.
He was a gobbler at the tournament and gave head to ten people.
He turned into a gobbler during the Roses tournament and got caught.
He was a gobbler and played Party Rock Anthem until the whole school knew.
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A gobbler is a guy who's super horny and likes to give paid head in public toilets, usually from South Wales.
He was a gobbler and got herpes from giving head in the bathroom.
He was a gobbler and gave head to ten guys in one day.
He's a gobbler from Wales and spreads herpes like it's his job.
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A gobbler is a big flap of skin hanging off a girl's butt like a butt monster.
My sister has a gobbler and it's huge.
He got gobblered by a girl with a gobbler and it was terrifying.
She had a gobbler and it looked like a monster from a cartoon.
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