Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A glom is a person with hands like sticky syrup. They grab whatever they want, even if it’s not theirs and they’re not invited.

My buddy Steve grabbed the last slice of pizza and didn’t even say sorry.

She took my soda from my hand like it was a crime.

He stuck his hand in my lunch bag and came out with half my sandwich.

2

At Caltech, a glom is when six guys all try to date the same girl at once. It’s like a buffet and everyone wants the last piece of steak.

He tried to glom my crush by bringing her coffee and then his ex.

They all glomed my friend at the same time and now she’s confused.

He glomed my sister by asking her to prom and then left her hanging.

3

To glom is to grab something like a hungry raccoon. It’s fast, messy, and usually happens when you least expect it.

He glommed my phone and sent a text to my mom in the middle of class.

She glommed my snack and now I’m stuck with the crumbs.

He glommed my backpack and ran off like it was a heist.

4

A glom is a random person who shows up like a weird ghost and won’t leave you alone.

That kid glommed me in the hallway and won’t stop talking.

She glommed my group at lunch and now we’re stuck with her.

He glommed me during my favorite show and asked me out.

5

Astronomers glom things because it’s easier than saying ‘conglomerate’ and it sounds cooler.

He glomed all the stars into one big ball and called it a galaxy.

She glomed the planets together and forgot the moon.

He glomed the whole universe and now it’s a mess.

6

To glom is to steal like a pirate who just found a chest of gold.

He glomed my snack and ran off like he just robbed a bank.

She glomed my homework and I got a zero.

He glomed my lunch and now I’m eating glitter.

7

A glom is a Good Looking Older Man who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.

My uncle is a glom and thinks he’s a rock star.

He’s a glom and still thinks he’s 20.

My teacher is a glom and still dates my mom.