A Glenn

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A Glenn is a workaholic who can make a company rich or ruin it with his dumb ideas. He’s got a brain and a mouth that never stops talking.
I hired a Glenn and now my company’s broke because he thought dogs could do math.
My Glenn boss yells at me for 10 minutes because I spilled coffee on his keyboard.
Glenn says he’s going to retire, but then he shows up at work at 3 a. m. with a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Glenn is a loud, sexy man with a big ego and a big member. He flirts with every girl and thinks he’s the best at everything.
Glenn walked into the bar and 10 girls asked him for his number in 2 minutes.
He told me he could beat my dad at chess and then lost in 3 moves.
Glenn said he’s got a PhD in flirting and a bachelor’s in being a cocky idiot.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Glenn is a hot, rich, funny woman who thinks she’s the best at everything and everyone else is just average.
Glenn told me I was ‘just okay’ and then bought me a $200 pizza.
She said I was ‘not even in her league’ and then asked me to be her sidekick.
Glenn laughed at my joke and then told me she had a better one and it was about my dog.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Glenn is a joker who talks too much and says stupid things. He’s got a laugh and a brain that doesn’t work together.
Glenn said ‘I’m going to be a billionaire’ and then spent all his money on candy.
He told me he could fly and then fell off a chair.
Glenn laughed at my joke and then told me he had a better one and it was about my dog.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Glenn looks tough and scary but is actually a crybaby who hides his feelings and has a lot of secrets he won’t tell anyone.
Glenn cried in front of his friend because his dog got a haircut.
He said he didn’t care about me but then texted me 10 times in one day.
Glenn told me he was fine but then he ran out of the room and cried in the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Glenn is a good-looking guy who jokes around and is nice but sometimes says stupid stuff. He’s got a heart full of feelings and a brain that doesn’t work.
Glenn said he was going to win the lottery and then spent all his money on pizza.
He told me he was going to be a superhero and then fell off a chair.
Glenn laughed at my joke and then told me he had a better one and it was about my dog.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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