A Glendale

My cousin moved to Glendale and now he drives a 2003 BMW and still thinks he's cool.

At the mall, there are like 20 Armenians all buying the same Ed Hardy shirt.

I tried to talk to my neighbor, and he said, 'I'm saving up for my car, not your dumb questions.'

My Armenian friend moved to Glendale and now he knows everyone in the neighborhood and their business.

I went to the mall, and it was like a mini Armenian festival with everyone wearing the same brands.

The cops in Glendale are so annoying, they gave me a ticket for parking in front of a 2005 Mercedes.

I got pulled over for not wearing a bandana and my car was a 2004 BMW.

My Armenian grandma drives like she's in a race and causes the worst traffic ever.

The cops in Glendale don’t care about the real crimes, they just want your ticket money.

My friend’s family moved to Glendale and now they all just sit in the mall all day.

The high schools in Glendale are terrible, and they still have a rivalry.

I tried to hang out with the scene kids, and they didn’t even know what a cigarette was.

My cousin’s friend’s brother’s girlfriend’s mom works at the mall, and she pulled me over for a ticket.

Everyone in Glendale is obsessed with their car, and if you don’t have a BMW, you're not cool.

My Armenian neighbor told me he’s saving up for his car and not for his life.

I tried to move to Glendale, but the traffic is so bad, I got lost in my own neighborhood.

My Armenian uncle moved to Glendale and now he fights with everyone in the mall.

The cops in Glendale are so mean, they gave me a ticket for walking on the sidewalk.