A Glen

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A Glen is a man who’s too chicken to stand up to a real man. He hides behind his wife like a coward and lets other men laugh at him.

My buddy Glen ran away when the bar fight started. He’s a total wimp.

Glen wouldn’t even talk to the guy who stole his pizza. He just cried.

Glen got called a chicken by the whole neighborhood. He’s a total piece of garbage.

A Glen is a man who gets so wasted he falls asleep in his own mess and expects someone else to clean it up.

Glen passed out in his pants and woke up with a turd on his leg. He didn’t even bother to wipe it.

Glen drank so much wine he fell asleep on the floor. He woke up and smelled his own stink.

Glen drank the whole bottle of wine and passed out. His wife had to clean up his mess.

A Glen is a man who’s hot, kind, and always ready to help. He’s the kind of guy who will fight for you, even if he’s a little stubborn.

Glen helped me move my couch even though he was tired. He’s a real hero.

Glen fought my dad for me. He’s the best friend anyone could have.

Glen asked me to dinner and gave me the best kiss I’ve ever had. He’s perfect.

A Glen is a lying, cheating, two-faced drunk who only cares about his own fun and doesn’t respect anyone.

Glen told me he loved me, then went out and cheated on me with his ex.

Glen’s a total fake. He lies to everyone and only drinks to forget his problems.

Glen says he’s a man, but he’s a total fag who only likes to drink and suck dick.

A Glen is a man with a huge cock who knows how to make a woman feel good. He’s a real stud and only loves women.

Glen’s cock is so big, he took my breath away the first time I saw it.

Glen knows how to make me feel good. He’s the best lover I’ve ever had.

Glen eats pussy for breakfast. He’s a total cocky man.

A Glen is when you beat someone so bad they cry like a baby. It’s the UK way of saying someone got the worst beating of their life.

My brother got a Glen from the gang. He cried like a little kid.

Glen beat up my friend so bad he couldn’t walk for a week.

Glen got the worst beating of his life. He was crying like a baby.

A Glen is a total piece of trash. It means someone is really bad, and you wouldn’t want to be near them.

Glen is the worst. He’s a total piece of trash.

My Glen is the worst. He’s a total loser.

Glen is so bad, even his wife doesn’t want to talk to him anymore.