Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It's a glass of water, you brain-dead idiot

You asked me what a glass of water was and I said 'it's a glass of water' and you still don't get it

I brought you a glass of water and you said 'I don't need this'

You looked at me like I had three heads when I said it was a glass of water

2

A tall, slender, hot woman who makes your brain melt and your pants fall down

He saw her and said 'that's the hottest glass of water I've ever seen'

She walked in and every guy in the room forgot how to breathe

He asked her out and she said 'I'm a glass of water, not your mother'

3

A fancy glass with water in it, like a gay man's version of a beer

He drank it like it was liquid gold

She said it was the best glass of water she had ever had

He brought it to the party and everyone asked what it was

4

A woman who's had so much action, she's like a walking buffet

He said she was the most popular glass of water in the school

She had five guys asking her out in one day

Her ex said she was like a glass of water with a side of meat

5

A dumb object that talks back and insults you like you're a loser

It said I was a loser and I believed it

It screamed at me louder than my mom

It made me cry and I didn't even know why

6

A woman so tall, she looks down on you like you're a kid

He said she was the tallest glass of water he had ever seen

She looked at him like he was a bug

He asked her out and she said 'I'm not your type'

7

A good-looking guy who's so attractive, he makes your brain explode

He was the best-looking glass of water in the class

He had every girl in the school asking him out

He walked in and the whole room went quiet