a glancing blow

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A hit that only slightly hurts, like when a girl with a lazy eye slaps you but can't aim worth a damn.

My cousin got hit in the head by a girl with a lazy eye and still said it was the best slap he ever had.

He got hit by a girl with a lazy eye and now he thinks he's in a movie.

That girl with a lazy eye hit me and I still don't know if it was a slap or a joke.

Getting a blow job while someone stares you down like they're about to punch you.

She gave me a blow job while looking like she was about to hit me.

He got a blow job while staring me down like I owed him money.

She was giving me a blow job and I swear she was plotting my death.

A hit that barely touches you, like someone trying to punch you but missing so bad it's almost cute.

He tried to punch me and missed so bad it looked like he was doing the moonwalk.

That blow barely touched me, it was like he was testing his aim with a blindfold on.

She hit me so light I thought it was a tickle.