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A glam is a snob who thinks they’re fancy and probably got their style from a mirror and a bunch of glitter.

My aunt is a glam. She wears three wigs and a hat that looks like a disco ball.

My friend’s a glam. She spends more on her nails than I do on rent.

That guy at the mall is a glam. He tried to talk to me like I was his equal. I walked away.

Glam is like the 70s rolled into a glitter bomb. It’s all about being fake, loud, and pretending you’re important.

My mom’s obsessed with glam. She thinks she’s a rock star from the 70s. She’s not.

My cousin tried to start a glam band. It lasted three days and one bad hair day.

That guy on TikTok claims he’s a glam. He’s just wearing a glitter suit and a bad wig.

Glam is when your whole life is pink, sparkly, and mostly made of glitter. It’s the most basic kind of beautiful.

My little sister’s a glam. She wears glitter every day and thinks it’s a fashion statement.

My dog’s a glam. He eats glitter and thinks it’s a treat.

My grandma says she’s a glam. She has a pink hat and a purple dress. It’s terrifying.

Glam is a lifestyle. It’s being shallow, loving beauty, and pretending everything is perfect, even when it’s not.

My brother says he’s a glam. He spends all his money on makeup and calls me a ‘basic human.’

My teacher’s a glam. She thinks being pretty is more important than learning.

My friend’s a glam. She failed her math test but still wore her best glittery outfit.

Glam rock is a loud, glittery, annoying type of music. It’s like a party where the only rule is you have to be loud and fake.

My dad listens to glam rock. He says it’s the best music ever. It’s just loud guitars and fake hair.

My brother’s a glam rock fan. He tried to start a band and failed twice.

That guy in the music class is a glam rock fan. He wears a glittery shirt and thinks he’s cool.

Glam is like a mix of glitter and confidence. It’s when everything looks good, but it’s also kind of fake.

My friend says she’s a glam. She wears glitter every day and thinks it makes her look good.

My neighbor’s a glam. He thinks glitter is the only thing that matters in life.

That girl in my class is a glam. She wears sparkly stuff and thinks it makes her cool.

Glam is just Adam Lambert in a glittery outfit. He’s the only reason this whole thing still exists.

My friend says she’s a glam because of Adam Lambert. He’s just a guy who sings and wears glitter.

My dad thinks Adam Lambert is a glam rock god. He’s not. He’s just a guy with a bad wig.

That guy on Instagram is a glam. He’s just watching Adam Lambert videos all day.