A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stalk it.

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A girl is like a fridge, you gotta check it once a week or you’ll miss the goods. And if you’re not checking, you’re probably not getting any.

I checked her fridge on Friday and got a sandwich. On Saturday I got nothing but regret.

He stalked her all week just to find out she was dating his ex.

She said I was like a fridge, but I’m more like a freezer. I don’t just check, I freeze.

A girl is like a fridge, if you don’t look once a week, you might as well be eating expired pizza and crying in the corner.

I looked at her once a week and got a date. He looked once a month and got a breakup.

She said I was like a fridge, but I’m more like a microwave. I heat things up, not just check them.

He checked her fridge once a week and got a heart attack from the amount of junk food.

A girl is like a fridge, you need to check it once a week, or else you’ll be left with nothing but awkward conversations and bad decisions.

I checked her fridge once a week and got a date. He checked hers once a month and got a divorce.

She said I was like a fridge, but I’m more like a trash can. I don’t check, I just throw things out.

He stalked her once a week and got a girlfriend. I stalked her once a month and got a headache.