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A girl named Irish is the top dog. She's got a heart of gold and a personality so loud it could wake the dead. She'll stick with you through hell and back, and if you're nice to her, she'll make sure you never have to go to hell again.
Irish texted me at 2 AM because she felt bad I got fired.
She showed up at my hospital room with pizza and a speech about my soul.
She cried when my dog died, even though I told her he was a bad dog.