A Gimp

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A gimp is a messed-up person who can't walk right, can't think straight, and probably can't even handle a simple task without crying.

You call your math teacher a gimp after he fails the entire class.

Your cousin is a gimp because he broke his leg and still won't stop whining.

Your friend is a gimp for showing up late to the party and bringing pizza that’s already cold.

A gimp is someone who's so clueless, they can't keep up with the rest of the world and make everyone else look good by comparison.

Your mom calls your brother a gimp because he can't fix the Wi-Fi.

Your gym teacher calls the guy who can’t do pull-ups a gimp.

You call your friend a gimp for not knowing who won the Super Bowl last year.

A gimp is a total loser who doesn’t even know how to be cool or useful, and probably just wants to be laughed at.

You call your neighbor a gimp because he wears socks with sandals every day.

Your friend calls the guy who keeps tripping over his own feet a gimp.

Your teacher calls the kid who couldn’t finish the test a gimp.

A gimp is a software snitch who makes everything run like a broken toaster and never lets anyone else have fun.

You call the new app a gimp because it crashes every time you open it.

Your friend says the game is a gimp because it’s so slow.

Your brother calls the software a gimp for making his computer scream at him.

A gimp is the weirdo in Pulp Fiction who just sat there and looked sad, and nobody knew why.

You call your friend a gimp because he just sits there and stares at the ceiling.

Your teacher calls the guy who didn’t talk in class a gimp.

Your mom calls your dad a gimp for not helping with the dishes.

A gimp is the girl version of a simp, and she's just as annoying, but with more drama.

You call your crush a gimp because she only likes you when you buy her snacks.

Your friend calls your sister a gimp for crying every time she doesn’t get her way.

Your mom calls your cousin a gimp because she’s obsessed with TikTok.

A gimp is a single broken part that ruins everything else and nobody can fix it, no matter how hard they try.

You call the broken fan in the classroom a gimp because it won’t stop squeaking.

Your friend calls the broken printer a gimp because it won’t print anything.

Your brother calls the broken basketball a gimp because it keeps popping.