A* Getaway

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When you're a top dog student and can get away with anything because you yell 'I'm stressed' like it's the last word in the dictionary.
'I failed my math test because I was stressed!' said Taylor, who failed every test ever.
'Stressed?' I was stressed when I got a B in science.
I skipped class and said I was stressed. The teacher believed me because he was stressed too.
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When you ditch town like a coward or run from a crime like you're being chased by a mob of angry pigeons.
I got caught shoplifting and bolted out the door like I was running from a dragon.
I ditched the city and went to my grandma's house to escape my problems.
I fled the scene of a crime because I was scared of the cop who looked like my math teacher.
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A game where you drive fancy cars in London, scream like a lunatic, and use rhymes that only your grandpa understands.
'I'm gonna steal a car and beat up my math teacher!' said Jordan, who plays The Getaway every day.
I played The Getaway and forgot about my homework because it was that good.
My cousin got addicted to The Getaway and now he talks like a London gangster.
4
A band from Columbia, MD that sounds like they're fighting a battle with their music and their life.
'I heard The Getaway and I thought I was in a war.' said my brother.
The Getaway is so loud, it scared my dog.
I asked my friend if he liked The Getaway, and he said, 'I love it, it's like a musical war.'
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A game where you drive like a maniac through real London streets and look like you're in a movie, with no nonsense and all the swearing.
I played The Getaway and it looked like a movie. It was so good, I forgot about my chores.
The Getaway is so realistic, I drove from my house to the mall in the game.
My friend said The Getaway was the best game ever, and I believed him because he was right.
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When you sprint down the hallway like a horse, get spanked, and drink enough Grey Goose to forget your name.
I escaped the hallway like a wild horse and got spanked by Mikey.
I ran from the hallway, got spanked, and drank so much Grey Goose I passed out.
The Getaway was so intense, I forgot my math test the next day.
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A song so sad it makes your ass cry, but also a bop that gets you dancing like you're on a stage.
I listened to 'A* Getaway' and cried so hard, my dog came to comfort me.
That song is so boppy, I dance like I'm in a music video.
My friend said 'A* Getaway' made him cry and then he danced like a fool.
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