A Gerty

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When you’re so sick you’re dry heaving like a possessed goat and puking green bile like it’s your job, and you end up missing work because you’re too weak to even pretend you’re okay.

I had a Gerty so bad I threw up in my boss’s coffee.

My Gerty started during lunch and lasted till I got home.

I got a Gerty so hard I thought I was gonna die in the bathroom.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

That annoying computer in that movie from 2009 that kept talking and made Kevin Spacey sound like he was trying too hard.

That Gerty in Moon was so annoying I wanted to punch the screen.

I wish my computer was as smart as that Gerty.

That Gerty kept talking and I was like, 'Just shut up.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A guy who’s super smart, but also a total wimp who’s scared of people and cries at the sight of a football game.

That Gerty in my class is smart but cries when the team loses.

My Gerty is the kind of guy who hides behind his mom when someone talks to him.

That Gerty gets so excited about sports he turns into a human scream machine.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A girl who’s been through hell and is ready to fight if you even look at her wrong. She’s nice if you’re nice, but don’t mess with her.

That Gerty in my class kicked my ass for talking during lunch.

My Gerty is like a lion who’s been through a lot and won’t let you walk all over her.

If you mess with that Gerty, you’re gonna wish you had a second head.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Something that’s kind of weird, but also kind of cool, like when your weirdness is your superpower.

That shirt is a Gerty, it’s ugly but kinda cool.

That Gerty of a dance move made me laugh for 10 minutes.

That Gerty of a pet is weird, but I still think it’s kinda cool.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A number so big it’s like the weight of the whole Earth, but you still try to use it in math like it’s no big deal.

That Gerty number is so big it makes my brain hurt.

I tried to do math with that Gerty and failed harder than I’ve ever failed.

That Gerty is like the weight of the Earth and I’m just supposed to remember it?

by Slangipedia 16d ago

An older guy with beards who thinks he’s still cool and acts like he’s got all the answers.

That Gerty with the beard is like a dad who thinks he’s still hot.

My Gerty is so bearded he looks like a wizard from a bad movie.

That Gerty has more beards than a raccoon and still thinks he’s awesome.

by Slangipedia 16d ago