a "Gerardo"

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A Gerardo is a boss who acts like a lazy toddler who got a gold star. They waste company money on stupid stuff like hookers, and spend all day talking to random girls on Messenger like they’re in a high school drama.

I spent $500 on a hooker and said it was a business expense. Who needs a real job?

I was messaging 7 girls at once and said, 'Wanna cyber? I’m hot and wet with my door closed.'

I got a promotion for doing nothing but chatting with my ex on Facebook.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The nigga with the biggest cock at the party. Everyone else is just there to watch him flex.

Gerardo walked in and everyone went silent. He flexed and said, 'Y’all ain’t even here.'

He showed up with a 12-inch cock and said, 'I’m the main dish.'

He tried to beat a guy’s cock and said, 'I ain’t here for the snacks.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Gerardo is like a sweet little kid who gives you kisses that feel like a million hugs. But he’s already got a girl, and he treats her like a queen. He’s hot too, so don’t even think about stealing her.

He kissed me and said, 'You feel like a million bucks.'

He told his girl, 'You’re my queen, and I’ll never let no one else touch you.'

He said, 'I’m hot and I’m in love. Don’t even think about stealing my girl.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Gerardo is a guy who never gives up. He works his ass off to be the best, even when he hates himself. He’s got a good sense of humor and people like him because he’s cool.

I worked my ass off to be the best and still failed. But I never gave up.

I said, 'I hate myself, but I’m still going to be the best.'

I told my friend, 'I’m the best and I’m funny. What else do you need?'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Gerardo is a dude who has a best friend named Bob. That’s it. That’s all you need to know.

Bob and I have been best friends for 10 years. That’s all you need to know.

I said, 'Bob is my best friend. That’s all you need to know.'

Bob is my best friend and I’m Gerardo. That’s the story.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Gerardo is a Mexican guy who loves to run, talk about being positive, and be honest. He doesn’t like drama and he’s got a heart of gold.

I ran 5 miles and said, 'Life is good, I’m positive!'

I told my friend, 'I don’t like drama. I’m honest and I love you.'

I ran, I talked positivity, and I didn’t even care about the drama.

by Slangipedia 6d ago