a George Bush

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A George Bush is when you hit a bunch of people at once, and you don’t even know them. It’s like getting hit by a bus, but with more people and less sympathy.
I had a George Bush at the club last night. It was chaos.
My mom had a George Bush with five guys at the grocery store.
He had a George Bush with the entire football team. No one knows why.
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To be a George Bush is when you talk like a broken toaster. You pause, stutter, and then forget what you were saying.
He was giving a speech and turned into a George Bush. No one understood a word.
She tried to explain her problem but turned into a George Bush.
He asked me a question and then became a George Bush.
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A George Bush is when you fight someone’s neighbor just to be a pain. Then you go to the next house and blame the first person for everything.
He had a George Bush with my neighbor. Now he’s blaming me.
My cousin had a George Bush with the mailman. Now he’s fighting my brother.
They had a George Bush with the kid next door. Now the whole street is in trouble.
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A George Bush was a president who fought a war in the desert and had a really bad haircut. He also had a son who was also a president.
He was a George Bush and had a really bad haircut. It was legendary.
He fought a war and had a really bad haircut. People still talk about it.
He had a son who was also a president. It was like a family feud.
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A George Bush was a president who won by accident, got re-elected by a lot of votes, and made people mad with his bad decisions.
He won by accident and got re-elected with a lot of votes. People were confused.
He made bad decisions and got re-elected. No one liked it.
He won by accident and people hated him. It was a mess.
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A George Bush is the worst choice anyone could ever make. It's like choosing a rat to be your leader.
Choosing a George Bush is like choosing a rat to be your president.
He was the worst decision ever. People still talk about it.
They picked a George Bush. It was the worst choice in history.
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A George Bush is a president who won a weird election, started wars, and made people hate him. He was like a bad version of Ronald Reagan.
He won a weird election and started wars. People hated him.
He was like a bad version of Ronald Reagan. It was worse.
He started wars and people hated him. It was a mess.
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