Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A George is when a dude gets his butt torn up in jail and ends up with a nasty infection down there. It’s the worst kind of prison time.

I got a George in the shower and now I smell like a rotten sock.

My brother got a George and now he won’t stop coughing.

That guy got a George and now he’s got a new nickname: Stinko.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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A George is that one weird number that messes up all your averages and makes your math look like garbage.

That 100 on the test was a George and ruined my average.

The George in our class made the average look like a train wreck.

He got a George score and now we’re all confused.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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George is that guy who is always being George and never stops being George. He’s the George of all Georges.

George came in and started George-ing everyone.

I saw George George-ing in the hallway and it was wild.

George is George and that’s all there is to it.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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George is the best guy you could ever meet. He’s got the best laugh and the best hugs. You’ll fall in love and then push him away because you’re a idiot.

George made me laugh so hard I cried.

He gave me the best hug and now I’m stuck on him.

I pushed George away and now I miss him like crazy.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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George is that guy who will treat you like a queen and then you’ll be stuck on him forever. He’s the best and you’re stupid for not keeping him.

George treated me like a queen and now I’m his slave.

He called me a princess and now I can’t live without him.

I got a George and now I’m the happiest person alive.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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George is that guy who will call you when you’re sad and make you feel better with just one hug. He’s the best and you’re an idiot for letting him go.

George called me when I was sad and now I’m better.

He gave me a hug and I felt like a million bucks.

George made me feel better and now I’m stuck on him.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

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George is that one guy who’s just there, and he’s the most meme-able person you’ll ever meet.

George is just there and that’s wild.

He’s the most meme-able guy in the world.

George is a meme and I’m obsessed.

by Slangipedia 6d ago