A Gentleman's Half Hour

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The sacred time a man takes to escape the madness of the world and hide under a blanket like a coward.

I took a Gentleman's Half Hour because my mom was yelling at the TV and my brother was eating my pizza.

He left the room like he was running from a fire. Came back looking like he’d survived one.

I told my dad he needed a Gentleman's Half Hour. He said I was being dramatic. I was right.

When a man feels the need to curl up and dream about being a king while the rest of the world is still awake and annoying.

I had a Gentleman's Half Hour right in the middle of my math test. I got a D and a look from my teacher that said 'I know what you did.'

He took a nap during the meeting. The boss called him 'sleepyhead' and gave him extra work.

She said I needed a Gentleman's Half Hour. I said she needed a vacation.

A man’s secret weapon when he’s too tired to fight, too lazy to move, and too proud to admit he needs a break.

I took a Gentleman's Half Hour during lunch. My coworker asked if I was dead. I said, 'No, I'm just king of the nap.'

He didn’t show up to the party because he had a Gentleman's Half Hour. He called it 'royal duty.'

I told my brother he was being a slob. He said, 'I’m just doing my Gentleman's Half Hour.'