A Gelli

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A smelly, loud, fake Christian who thinks they're the only ones who matter. They yell about heaven and hell like it's a reality show.
"You're going to burn forever, you heathen!", Gelly at a pizza place
My cousin is a Gelly and thinks the world ends next Tuesday
Gellies think they're the chosen ones, but they still forget to pay rent
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That purple pill you take when you’re high and want to feel like a god. It makes you see things, or maybe just makes you cry.
DXM made me think my dog was a wizard
I took 10 Gellies and my mom cried
DXM is my favorite drug, it makes me feel like I'm flying
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The worst kind of gay stuff. Like, super gay stuff that makes your brain hurt.
That Gelly stuff is worse than my ex
I saw a Gelly commercial and cried
My sister says Gelly is her new favorite thing
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A girl who loves potatoes so much she thinks they’re magic. She might also summon dragons with them.
She eats potatoes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
My friend’s potato dragon ate my homework
She thinks potatoes are alive
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A legend who beats up the whole game and laughs about it. They’re like a video game superhero.
He pwned Gamespace like it was nothing
She beat the game in 10 minutes
That legend is the best one I’ve ever seen
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That silly cut on a movie star’s face. It’s like they got hit by a bus and then made it look cool.
That cut looked like it hurt
He had the cut from the beginning
She got the cut and it looked awesome
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When you lose your soul to a fat guy who eats gelly and never stops talking.
I lost my soul to a gelly fat glob boy
He eats gelly and talks nonstop
That gelly fat glob boy is my new best friend
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