A Gay Little Faggot

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A little faggot who’s so gay he sells himself to every guy who looks at him twice.
He sold himself to the mailman just to get a discount on stamps.
He sold himself to his uncle for a bag of chips.
He sold himself to the school janitor for a free mop.
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A faggot so gay he’s got a job selling gayness to strangers.
He sold gayness to his neighbor for a pizza.
He sold gayness to the grocery store clerk for a candy bar.
He sold gayness to his mom for a new outfit.
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A faggot who’s so gay he sells his soul to anyone who asks.
He sold his soul to a guy in the park for a soda.
He sold his soul to his crush for a lollipop.
He sold his soul to the teacher for a passing grade.
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A little faggot who’s so gay he sells everything he owns just to look good.
He sold his shoes to look cool at the mall.
He sold his video games to impress a boy.
He sold his lunch money to get a new shirt.
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A faggot who’s so gay he sells his dignity for a few bucks.
He sold his dignity for a hot dog at lunch.
He sold his dignity for a soda from the vending machine.
He sold his dignity for a seat on the bus.
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A faggot who’s so gay he sells his happiness just to be noticed.
He sold his happiness to get a like on Instagram.
He sold his happiness to get a smile from a boy.
He sold his happiness for a high-five from his friend.
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A faggot so gay he sells his love for strangers just to feel special.
He sold his love to a guy in the cafeteria for a cookie.
He sold his love to the bus driver for a free ride.
He sold his love to the mailman for a letter.
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A little faggot who’s so gay he sells his brain just to look cool.
He sold his brain to get a better haircut.
He sold his brain to impress a boy at the mall.
He sold his brain for a new backpack.
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A faggot so gay he sells his time just to look good in the mirror.
He sold his time to the mirror for a better reflection.
He sold his time to the mirror for a new outfit.
He sold his time to the mirror for a better laugh.
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A faggot who’s so gay he sells his thoughts just to be noticed.
He sold his thoughts to the school bully for a seat.
He sold his thoughts to his crush for a smile.
He sold his thoughts to his friend for a high-five.
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