A gay couple

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A boy and a boy who stick their tongues down each other's throats like they're trying to win a bet

My cousin and his friend are so gay they kiss in public and call it a 'strategic move.'

My brother got caught making out with his crush and said, 'This is just a test.'

My neighbor’s boys are so gay they text each other 'I miss your cock' at 2 a. m.

Two guys who don't give a damn about what people think, because they're too busy being stupid with each other

They don’t care if the whole school sees them holding hands. They just want to get lunch first.

They told the teacher to 'shut up and love' when she asked them to stop making out in class.

They laughed at the gym teacher's face when they walked in holding hands.

A weird thing where boys pretend to be a couple and girls pretend to be a couple for a week and then forget about it

My brother and his friend were so fake they even said they were ‘engaged’ just for fun.

My sister and her friend faked a breakup after the first day and then went to the mall and got ice cream.

My friend's fake couple tried to text each other 'I miss your cock' and it was just a joke.

A thing that happens once a year where boys dress up like girls and girls dress up like boys for a week and then everyone forgets about it

My brother wore a dress and said he was ‘doing it for the drama.’

My friend's fake couple did a dance number in the hallway and got detention.

My neighbor’s boys tried to make out in the middle of the street and got yelled at by the principal.

A friend who suddenly stops talking to you because they got a new love and now they're too busy being annoying with them

He texted me once a month and just said, 'I miss you, but I have to go.'

She started ignoring me because she was too busy making out with her new love.

He left me hanging for six weeks and just showed up for coffee and said, 'I miss your cock.'

A made-up couple that gets put in books and shows so straight people can pretend they understand what gay means

They were so fake, they even said they were 'in love' just to make the story work.

They looked so happy on TV, but in real life they just hated each other.

They were so fake, they even had a fake fight just to make the book interesting.