A Garty

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A Garty is a skinny, ugly man who hits on every fat, ugly, or trashy girl he sees. He gets one or two nudes and acts like he’s the king of the world. He’d sell his mom for a chance to bang a girl and still ends up getting ignored.
Hey, I’m a Garty and I’ve dated 12 girls this month, none of them liked me.
I’d rather get hit by a bus than stop simping for this girl.
I told my bro I’d rather die than let him date my ex.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Garty is a party where everyone’s high on weed and the only thing louder than the music is the people talking trash.
We had a Garty last night and I got so high I tried to kiss my dog.
My cousin’s Garty is so loud I can hear it from my room.
At my Garty, I smoked so much weed I forgot my own name.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Garty is a gay man who acts like he’s into girls just to hide the fact that he’s gay and wants a guy’s butt more than he wants a girl’s body.
My Garty friend tried to flirt with my sister and failed, obviously.
He said he’s dating a girl but I know he’s really dating a guy.
He told me he’s not gay but he still tried to seduce my brother.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Garty is a party in a garage where you drink, smoke, and scream at people who don’t know you.
We had a Garty in my garage and it got so loud my neighbors called the cops.
At my Garty, I drank so much I fell out of the garage.
My Garty was so bad I had to throw out my garbage.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Garty is the name of a CSGO team that’s so bad they named themselves after a silly word from a foreign language.
My favorite CSGO team is called Garty and they’re the worst.
They named their team Garty because it sounded cool in Macedonian.
I tried to play with Garty and I lost 10 games in a row.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Garty is a party full of gay people and annoying little flies that buzz around like they’re in a fight.
At my Garty, there were so many gay guys and flies I couldn’t breathe.
My Garty was so gay I got a headache.
I went to a Garty and there were more flies than people.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Garty is a rich, ugly, fake-ass trust fund baby who lies, bullies, and makes everyone’s life a nightmare just because he can.
My Garty cousin lies to everyone and still thinks he’s the best.
He bullied me for no reason and then called me a simp.
He’s so rich he doesn’t even know what real life is.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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