A garden implement

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A fancy way to say someone is a slut. It’s like calling a pig a princess. You’re still a pig.
My mom called my sister a garden implement after she got caught with my dad’s boss.
He said I was a garden implement in front of my whole class.
She texted me, ‘You’re such a garden implement, I’m gonna throw you out of my car.’
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A hoebag is when you’re so ugly, even the garden tools feel sorry for you.
He called me a hoebag because I wore my pajamas to work.
My crush’s ex said I was a hoebag in front of the whole gym.
My teacher said I was a hoebag because I forgot my homework again.
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