Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Gandalf is when some old man uses his long greasy beard to torture your nuts like it's the worst punishment ever.

My grandpa did a Gandalf to me at Thanksgiving.

That guy in the subway did a Gandalf to my cousin.

My gym teacher does a Gandalf every time we mess around.

2

A Gandalf is that annoying guy who blocks your path like he owns the sidewalk and your life.

That fat kid did a Gandalf in the hallway.

My mom did a Gandalf when I tried to leave for lunch.

The cop did a Gandalf when I tried to run from my crimes.

3

A Gandalf is when Santa takes a hit of meth and starts yelling at elves.

Santa did a Gandalf during the Christmas Eve shift.

My dad did a Gandalf at the mall.

My uncle did a Gandalf during the holidays.

4

A Gandalf is when someone comes back from the dead just in time to save your life from getting obliterated.

My dog did a Gandalf when I was about to get hit by a car.

My brother did a Gandalf during the final battle of our lives.

My cat did a Gandalf when I dropped my phone in the toilet.

5

A Gandalf is when you sit there, smoke weed, and look like a genius trying to figure out your life.

I did a Gandalf during my math test.

My friend did a Gandalf to remember his password.

My cousin did a Gandalf to solve his biggest problem.

6

A Gandalf is the most legendary guy in the whole Lord of the Rings, like he's the king of all cool guys.

Gandalf is the most legendary guy ever.

Gandalf is like the king of cool.

Gandalf is the guy you want on your team.

7

A Gandalf is when someone yells at you so hard, they might as well have a sign that says 'You shall not pass!'.

My teacher did a Gandalf when I talked back.

My brother did a Gandalf during our video game battle.

My mom did a Gandalf when I skipped school.