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The most pitiful bunch on Earth. They have huge willys but never get any action.

My cousin’s a gamer. He spends 12 hours a day playing Fortnite and still hasn’t gotten a date.

I told my brother he’s a gamer. He said, ‘I’m a gamer, I’m not a loser.’ I said, ‘You are both.’

My friend’s a gamer. He cried when he lost a battle in a game. I asked why. He said, ‘I had 3000 points.’

Gamering is like gaming but way more intense. It’s like if gaming was a sport and you trained for it like a pro.

My friend’s a gamering. He plays 10 hours a day and still hasn’t finished his homework.

My cousin says she’s a gamering. She plays Call of Duty and complains about the game more than the people in it.

My dad’s a gamering. He plays games and then yells at me for not playing them.

Gamerism is when gamers try to take over the world. They think the whole world is against them.

My friend started a gamerism campaign. He said, ‘We need to take over the world and make it a gamer world.’

My cousin’s a gamerist. She says the world is out to get her because she plays games.

My dad said he’s a gamerist. He said, ‘I’m fighting for the rights of gamers everywhere.’ I asked him why. He said, ‘Because the world hates me.’

A gamer is someone who plays games and thinks they’re the best at it. They also think everyone else is a loser.

My brother says he’s a gamer. He plays games and still thinks he’s better than everyone else.

My cousin is a gamer. She plays games and says, ‘I’m the best at this game.’ I asked her why. She said, ‘Because I am.’

My friend’s a gamer. He plays games and says, ‘You’re not a gamer unless you play my favorite game.’

A gamer is someone who plays games when they’re bored and usually wins.

My friend is a gamer. He plays games when he’s bored and usually beats me.

My brother says he’s a gamer. He plays games and says, ‘I beat you last time.’ I said, ‘That was luck.’ He said, ‘No, that was skill.’

My cousin’s a gamer. She plays games when she’s bored and always wins.

A gamer is someone who plays games for fun and usually doesn’t care about anything else.

My friend is a gamer. He plays games and says, ‘I don’t care about anything else.’

My brother says he’s a gamer. He plays games and doesn’t do his homework.

My cousin’s a gamer. She plays games and says, ‘Life is too short for anything else.’

A gamer is someone who plays games and thinks they’re the only ones who matter.

My friend is a gamer. He plays games and says, ‘Everyone else is a loser.’

My brother says he’s a gamer. He plays games and says, ‘You’re not a gamer unless you play my favorite game.’

My cousin’s a gamer. She plays games and says, ‘I’m the best at this game.’ I said, ‘No, you’re just lucky.’ She said, ‘No, I’m the best.’