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A stupid meme from some weird internet forum where a guy gets hit on by a girly dude who says he can dress up like a cartoon character and have some weird fake sex. Either he says no and gets roasted, or he says yes and gets praised like a god.
'Bro, you can wear my Sonic shirt and I'll let you touch my butt.' 'No way, I'm not dressing up like a pink hedgehog.'
'Hey, you wanna be my Mario and we can go to the Mushroom Kingdom?' 'Yes, I'll be your Mario and I'll beat you at 200 coins.'
'Dude, you can be my Pikachu and I'll let you zzz me to sleep.' 'I'm in, I'll be your Pikachu and I'll zzz you to death.'