A game of football

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A secret club for boys who like to kiss and fondle each other while pretending they're playing a sport. It can get wild with guys doing all sorts of messy stuff in the middle of the field.
'Hey, that game of football was just a cover for them snuggling up in the grass.'
'I swear they're all in on it. They fake the tackle just so they can get a little kiss.'
'Why are they all covered in dirt? They were making out like pigs in a mud pit!'
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A sport for kids who think they're tough but can't catch a ball to save their lives. Played mostly by the nerdy and the clumsy, usually with no adults watching.
'He tripped over his own feet during the game. Classic.'
'They played football like it was a dance-off. Total disaster.'
'He tried to catch the ball and ended up faceplanting into the dirt.'
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