Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who's so ugly and weird no one even wants to look at them.

My cousin hasn't had a date since 2003 and still thinks he's the king of the jungle.

My ex said I was the worst gamble she ever made and she's still married to a guy who eats socks.

My neighbor tried to ask a girl out and she ran away screaming like she saw a ghost.

2

Blowing up something just to get some cash in your pocket.

I blew up my brother's video game console just to get $20 from him.

My friend took a hammer to his mom's favorite vase for a $50 bet.

I set my dog's favorite toy on fire just to get $10 from my dad.

3

A guaranteed way to end up with nothing.

I put all my money on red and lost everything. I'm now broke and hungry.

I spent my last $50 on a bet and now I'm eating cereal for dinner.

I put my last $2 on a bet and lost. I'm now broke and crying.

4

When you don't know if you're going to poop or fart and you just decide to take a chance.

I was in the middle of a bet and had to choose between farting or pooping and I picked both.

My brother said he would eat a whole pizza if he pooped first. He pooped and then farted.

I bet my friend $10 that I would fart before I pooped. I farted and he cried.

5

A stupid thing you do to get money and then lose it all.

I bet my last $5 on a coin flip and lost. Now I'm broke and mad.

I spent $20 on a bet and lost. Now I'm eating ramen for dinner.

I bet my friend $10 on a game and lost. Now I'm out of money and sad.

6

Putting your money in the hands of people who probably steal it.

I gave my last $5 to a Native American and he said he was going to buy a pizza.

My friend gave $10 to a Native American and he ran away with it.

I gave $20 to a Native American and he said he was going to buy a car.

7

Running into the street like a fool just to avoid getting hit by a car.

I ran into the street like a fool and got hit by a car. Now I'm in the hospital.

My brother ran into the street and got hit by a truck. Now he's in a cast.

I ran into the street and got hit by a bus. Now I'm in pain and broke.