a gaggle of porch dicks

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a group of 3 or more guys who leave the safety of their porch to be dicks together like a pack of feral dogs who still think they're cute.

he yelled at the mailman while his two friends laughed and threw rocks

they stood in a circle and cussed at the guy who accidentally parked in their driveway

he called the kid walking to school a f***ing waste of oxygen while his friends nodded like they knew him

when 3 or more porch dicks team up to yell at someone like they’re in a competition to be the biggest f***ing a**hole.

they all shouted at the same time, like they were in a band called The Cussers

he started it, but his friends joined in like they were all in on it

they took turns cussing at the guy who cut them off, like they were doing a relay race of insults

a group of 3 or more guys who leave the porch to be dicks together like they’re a gang of f***ing a**holes who still think they’re cool.

they stood there like they were about to fight someone and then just cussed at the guy walking by

he started yelling, and the others just added their own cuss words like it was a group project

they all cussed at the same time, like they were all on the same team of a**holes