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when you wrap your arm around a girl and let your hand linger on her boob like it owns the place

I walked up to her and said, 'Hey, wanna dance?' Then I put my arm around her and my hand stayed on her boob like it was a second job.

He grabbed her by the waist and his hand never left her boob. I swear it was like he was trying to make a full-time commitment.

She was laughing at my joke, and I used that as an excuse to put my hand on her boob. Classic move.

when you casually put your arm around a girl and act like you're not being a total pig

He put his arm around her and said, 'Just trying to be friendly,' like being a pig wasn't part of the deal.

She was talking to her friend, and he just walked up and put his arm around her like he had a warrant for her boob.

He put his hand on her boob and said, 'I’m just being chill.' Chill? Please.

when you try to be cool by putting your arm around a girl and pretending your hand isn’t on her boob

He put his arm around her and said, 'Check this out,' like it was a cool move and not a total disaster.

She was walking by, and he grabbed her and said, 'Hey, I know you.' His hand was on her boob the whole time.

He put his arm around her and said, 'This is a vibe,' like he wasn’t being a total loser.

when you think you're being smooth by putting your arm around a girl and letting your hand hang on her boob

He said, 'I’m just being smooth,' while his hand stayed on her boob like it was glued there.

She was laughing at his joke, and he used that as a chance to put his hand on her boob. Smooth move, buddy.

He put his arm around her and said, 'I’m just being charming,' like his hand on her boob wasn’t the worst thing he’d ever done.

when you walk up to a girl and let your hand settle on her boob like it was your favorite chair

He walked up to her and just let his hand sit on her boob like it was a regular day at the office.

She was talking to someone else, and he just walked up and put his hand on her boob like he had a right to be there.

He said, 'Hey, what’s up?' and then put his hand on her boob like it was the most natural thing in the world.

when you get so close to a girl that your hand is on her boob and you still think you're being cool

He stood so close to her that his hand was on her boob, and he still said, 'I’m just being cool.'

She was smiling, and he put his hand on her boob and said, 'I’m just being friendly.' Friendly? That’s a lie.

He leaned in so close that his hand was on her boob and said, 'This is a good move.' It was the worst move ever.