Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The urge to ride a fat kid's cock like it's the last train to salvation.

I saw my cousin riding a bus driver's cock in the park.

My brother said he'd do it if the guy had a Snickers bar.

My mom called the police because the guy was screaming 'I'm not a predator!'

2

So in love you're like a dog with a bone, and the bone is a hot person.

My crush is like my dog with a bone.

I saw my little brother crying over a girl in the lunchroom.

My sister said she'd rather die than break up with her boyfriend.

3

The happiness you feel when someone loves you, like you're a kid with a lollipop.

I felt fuzzy when my crush texted me.

My little brother was fuzzy after his first kiss.

My dog looked fuzzy when I gave him a treat.

4

A lowly soldier who gets yelled at by sergeants and drinks cheap beer.

My cousin is a fuzzy and got yelled at for falling asleep on duty.

I saw my brother in the army and he was wearing a stupid hat.

My uncle got fired for eating his lunch in the middle of a drill.

5

Soft and fluffy like a bear's butt or a kid's blanket.

My dog is fuzzy like a bear's butt.

My sister's blanket is so fuzzy it's like a cloud.

My brother wore a fuzzy shirt and it looked like a kid's pajamas.

6

When you're cute and wearing something soft, or just a dumb kid in a hoodie.

My brother is fuzzy because he wears a hoodie every day.

My crush is fuzzy because she wears a soft sweater.

My dog is fuzzy because he has a soft coat.

7

The morning after the party, when you're not hungover, but you feel like you're still drunk.

I woke up fuzzy and didn't know where I was.

My brother was fuzzy and kept saying 'I'm not drunk.'

My mom called me fuzzy because I kept making weird faces.