a furry red bull

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you get a hard-on from a woman who looks like a raccoon and you spray cum on her back like it's a fire hydrant and then yell 'RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS' and kick her off the bed like she's a rug
I had sex with my mom's friend and I cum on her back and yelled 'RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS' and she threw a sock at me
My dad had a furry red bull with the neighbor and he yelled it so loud the dog ran away
I did a furry red bull with my sister and she screamed 'you're a monster!' and I said 'so are you!'
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you're having sex with a woman who smells like old pizza and you cum on her back like you're painting a wall and you yell 'RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS' and kick her off the bed like she's a pillow
I had a furry red bull with my math teacher and she yelled 'you're failing!' and I said 'so are you!'
My cousin had a furry red bull with his grandma and he yelled it so loud the cat ran out of the room
I did a furry red bull with my friend and he threw a pillow at me and said 'you're a freak!'
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you're having sex with a woman who looks like a hedgehog and you cum on her back like it's a snack and you yell 'RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS' and kick her off the bed like she's a floor mat
My brother had a furry red bull with his crush and he yelled it so loud the neighbors came out
I had a furry red bull with my sister and we both yelled it and the dog barked at us
I did a furry red bull with my friend and he threw a sock at me and said 'you're a mess!'
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