Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A sickening mix of eggnog and rum that tastes like a dead chicken threw up in a blender.

My cousin drank it and cried like a baby.

My mom tried it and said it was the worst thing she ever tasted.

I spilled it on my shirt and now it smells like a dead chicken threw up on me.

2

A dance that looks like a chicken got hit with a hammer and started doing the twist with a face full of rage.

My brother did it at a party and everyone laughed until they cried.

My neighbor tried it and broke his ankle.

I did it in the grocery store and the clerk called the cops.

3

That gross smell when a chicken sat in the sun for three days and forgot how to be fresh.

My lunch smelled like it had been left out for a week.

My dog ran away when he smelled it.

I passed out when I walked into the kitchen.

4

A seizure so wild it looks like a chicken got hit by a truck and started doing the Macarena.

My uncle had one and knocked over a whole table.

My dog had one and peed on the floor.

My sister had one and screamed like a banshee.

5

A crazy person who lives in Athens, Georgia and thinks he's the king of the world. Also thinks he's Allah Rackbar.

He tried to talk to me and I ran away.

He followed me home and started singing.

He tried to beat me up and I won.

6

A dance people do when they’re so desperate to go to the bathroom they’re about to explode.

I did it in class and everyone laughed.

My friend did it in the hallway and got in trouble.

I did it on the bus and the driver was mad.

7

A dance so bad it made the Pope cry and the Queen of England banned it forever.

I did it and got banned from the school.

My friend did it and got a ticket.

My brother did it and got kicked out of the house.