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The class clown who laughs at everyone else's jokes but cries in the bathroom when no one's watching and calls themselves a failure.

You: 'I’m the funniest person here!' | Me: 'Yeah, and I’m the only one who knows it.'

At the party, they told jokes so loud the neighbors called the cops. Then they went home and cried into their cereal.

Text from them: 'I made everyone laugh. I’m a failure.'

A loudmouth who makes the whole group laugh but is a total mess when no one's around and talks to their pet goldfish.

They laughed at my joke. I laughed at their joke. Then they went home and yelled at their goldfish.

At the park, they were hilarious. Alone, they were just a sad man with a goldfish and a phone.

Text: 'Goldfish says I’m not funny. I’m a failure.'

A joke-telling machine who makes everyone laugh but falls apart when alone and texts their ex for support.

They told a joke so good the bar exploded. Then they texted their ex: 'I’m not funny anymore.'

At the party, they were the best. Alone, they cried and texted their ex.

They said, 'I made everyone laugh. I’m a total mess.'

The group’s favorite jokester who laughs at everyone else’s jokes but screams into a pillow when no one's around and calls themselves a failure.

They laughed at my joke. I laughed at their joke. Then they screamed into a pillow and said, 'I’m a failure.'

At the party, they were hilarious. Alone, they screamed into a pillow and cried.

Text: 'I made everyone laugh. I’m a failure. I screamed into a pillow.'

The person who makes the whole group laugh but is a total disaster when alone and spends their time arguing with their pet parrot.

They told a joke so good the whole bar laughed. Then they yelled at their parrot: 'You’re not funny!'

At the party, they were the best. Alone, they yelled at their parrot and cried.

Text: 'My parrot says I’m not funny. I’m a disaster.'

The hilarious one who makes everyone laugh but is a total mess when alone and texts their mom for advice.

They told a joke so funny the whole bar clapped. Then they texted their mom: 'I’m not funny anymore.'

At the party, they were the best. Alone, they cried and texted their mom.

Text: 'Mom, I’m a total mess. I’m not funny anymore.'