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when you crash at a friends house but the mom is there and she thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread, throws a box of wine at you like it's a trophy, and then calls her hot friend squad over while your friend thinks his mom is just a regular person
I showed up at Jake's house and his mom was like, 'Oh, you're here? Let me get the wine!' Then she called her friend group and I was like, 'Is this a party or a jailbreak?'
My friend's mom invited us in, gave us wine from a box, and then her best friend showed up and I was like, 'Is this a sleepover or a hook-up?'
When we went to Sam's house, his mom was like, 'You kids are the best thing since pizza!' Then she called her friends and I was like, 'This is a sleepover, not a love scene.'