A fully armed battalion

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A group of soldiers so ready for battle they could fight a war in their sleep and still have time to yell at you for leaving the toilet seat up.

King George iii sent a fully armed battalion to my house because I forgot to vacuum.

My neighbor got a fully armed battalion because he parked his truck in my driveway.

My mom called a fully armed battalion just for me eating the last slice of pizza.

A bunch of soldiers so angry they might as well be on fire and still have time to send you a love letter.

My teacher called a fully armed battalion because I drew a mustache on the principal's face.

My brother got a fully armed battalion because he ate my cereal.

My dad brought a fully armed battalion to the school because I failed math.

A group of soldiers who are so ready to kill that they might as well be wearing armor made of swear words.

I got a fully armed battalion because I told the king his hat was ugly.

My dog got a fully armed battalion because he peed on the king's shoe.

My friend got a fully armed battalion because he called the king a donkey.