a full schofield

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A full Schofield is when you cheat on your wife for 20 years then blurt out you’re a fag the day after your kid leaves for college.

My dad told my mom he was a fag the day I moved out. She said, 'You had 20 years to figure that out.'

My uncle did a full Schofield right after his kid got a scholarship to Harvard. He said, 'I’m a fag and I’m proud.'

My cousin’s dad waited until his son left for college to say, 'I’m a fag.' His mom said, 'You’re a fag? You’ve been a fag for 30 years!'

A full Schofield is when you spend 30 years married and then drop a bomb on your wife that you’re a fag the second your kid moves out.

My aunt’s husband said, 'I’m a fag,' right after my cousin moved out. My aunt said, 'You’ve been a fag since 1990!'

My uncle’s dad did a full Schofield the day my uncle got his kid a scholarship. He said, 'I’m a fag and I’m glad.'

My mom’s brother waited until my cousin left for college to say, 'I’m a fag.' My mom said, 'You had 30 years to figure that out!'

A full Schofield is when you live with your wife for 25 years and then say you’re a fag the day your kid leaves for college and never comes back.

My dad waited until my kid left for college to say, 'I’m a fag.' My mom said, 'You’ve been a fag since 1995!'

My uncle’s dad did a full Schofield the day my uncle got a scholarship. He said, 'I’m a fag and I’m happy about it.'

My cousin’s dad told my cousin, 'I’m a fag,' the day he moved out. My cousin said, 'You had 20 years to figure that out!'