A full nut

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A full nut is when you're dumb enough to spend your whole wallet on something that doesn’t even deserve a second glance.

My cousin spent $50 on a pizza just because it had extra cheese. Full nut.

I bought a $100 jacket that looked like it came from a landfill. Full nut.

My mom bought a 2000 calorie milkshake and called it a full nut. It was just sugar and regret.

A full nut is when some dude sprays his jizz directly on another guy’s face like it’s a face mask.

My brother got a full nut from his crush at the prom. He still smells like a cheeseburger that exploded.

My friend’s dad did a full nut on him during a family dinner. It was like the lunch meat was alive.

My cousin got a full nut from his crush and now he smells like a moldy sock.

A full nut is when you eat so many almonds and tacos that your guts explode and your poop tastes like burnt coffee.

After taco fiesta night, I had a full nut. My poop smelled like my uncle’s old shoes.

My friend had a full nut after eating 20 almonds and 5 tacos. His toilet looked like a science experiment.

I had a full nut and my poop was so stinky, my dog ran away.

A full nut is when you go from no nut November to full nut December by jacking off every day like it’s your job.

I had a full nut December because I jacked off 30 times. My hands were sore.

My brother went from no nut November to full nut December and now he can’t stop licking his fingers.

I did a full nut December and now I can’t stop thinking about tacos.